Despair not my brothers and sisters for the London metropolitan police service finds you desirable! Yes, come one come all with your Ogbomosho azzent or even Ijebu accent as you are the preferred ones!!
The London Met Police in recognition of London as a melting pot of all cultures have decided that living up to its image, would now only consider new recruits who speak not just English but a foreign language in a list of 14 approved ones. Yes...so if you are Naija British wey no sabi speak Egba YORUBA, still dey form "innit", you are disqualified. And that Nigerian passport your Nigerian mum forced you to acquire will not save you now. Hehehe...this is sweet!
Anyway sha, what they didn't tell you is that this is only a pilot and the trial will only last a week or so. Hahaha...
But trust my Britico dem. Dem don dey para say mandarin, no join, Lithuania no dey, Swahili sef make mouth and Punjabi. Every 300 ethnic group wants o feel among o. See gobe!
Critics are not happy. They say it is not representative of the over 300 ethnic groups so it is useless.
Anyway sha, me I just think they want to test the indigenous Britons ni jare! Trying to whip up racial bias as they do. Abi we have forgotten that this is a conservative government ni? If it was Labour now I for take dem serious.
Anyway going to practice my Ijebu azzent.
Cash ya larer.
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